Therefore, it's going on the back of his pickup :)
And my mom and I ate in this really interesting and awesome coffee shop with all these crazy statues and stuff on the wall and this chocolate cake and expresso ice cream that the Pope would have sold himself to the devil for. By my favorite part about the place was the quote it had written around the border of the ceiling. And I probably looked like an idiot, but I think I managed to get it all down.
It said something like this.
Hey I love art, and culture, and coffee shops with every vibrating fiber within my soul, but hey, I proudly (And publicly XD ) display the broad stroke of hillbilly I've got in me :)