Thursday, April 23, 2009


I was feeling that it was around the time to purge my Facebook quotes box and start anew. But I couldn't get rid of all these amazing things! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll lose five pounds! Read on for happiness :)

Poor Jud is diad, poor Jud is diad. He's lookin all so pretty and so nice. He looks like he's asleep. It's a shame that he won't keep. But it's summer, and we're runnin' outta ice-Oklahoma

Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to muesuems or Broadway musicals as children-Libby Gelman-Waxner

Anything Fred Astaire can do, Ginger Rodgers can do backwards and in heels.

If life was easy where would the adventures be?

Fuck this clown-Zombieland

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment-Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together-The Beatles

Yeah Eddy an elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered. -Big Ed

What Catie? You have to go to the bathroom for twenty minutes? All right!-Wren

"You know Mom, I know EXACTLY what I'm going to get you next Christmas. A BIG wooden cross so that everytime you feel you aren't appreciated, you can just climb up there and nail yourself to it!"-The Ref

"Dream as if you'll live forever, love as if you'll die today"-James Dean

"What is this spoon you speak of?" "It's like a spork, but it's not"-Rillon

Buddy the Elf, what's you're favorite color?-Elf

"We're goin' on a low speed chase"-Rachel Schwarz

Rillon: Aw, naw gurl, you don't wanna use dat thang
"Is he retarded?"-an unnamed 5th grader who I will love till I die

"Is there a baby in this microwave?!?!"-Michael Newberry

"LIVE! LIVE! LIVE!"-Auntie Mame

Hey, I'm a Chemistry teacher, if I wanted to get rid of you, they wouldn't know how I did it.-Mr. Norman

Unless this is a lesbian catfight I'm breakin' it up-Wren

Are you okay to drive home? You did get pretty crazy tonight-Kelly after watching me knock back a can of Sprite at Brentwood Bowl

"Alexx. Mrs. Androgonous."-Emily Wuerdeman discussing a certain unloved history teacher

"Did you know that feline AIDS is the number one killer of cats?"- Adam Green

Adam Green: I've very nice, press my hand for a compleiment. (I press his palm)Adam: I like your hair(Michael presses his palm. Brief silence.)Adam:There is no compliement

"West Texas is like a litte nicer than hell. Have you ever been to Texas?""No.""Then why would you say that you want to live there?""COMBOYS ARE COOL OKAY!?"-Rachel Schwarz

Tempt not a desperate a man-Romeo and Juliet

It's not common sense, it's rare sense because no one had it anymore!-The all-knowing, keeper of wisdom that is Jenelle

"Aww. Can you hit the high BITCH note???"-my dad after I told him about a vocalist who was mean to me.

"I would honestly feel more comfortable running naked down the halls"-Rannie McCants speaking of her ponytail

"Who do you have to fuck to get a break in this town?!"-The Producers

(Daniel Westheimer)"You know Victoria, why are you obsessed with Kali? I just don't understand that. Because if I were a gay man, I would not find Kali very attractive."(Moment of silence)"I thought you WERE gay."-Creepy girl in study hall

"Silence! I kill you!"-Ackmed the Dead Terrorist

"Oh damn! Britney's going through a bad breakup. Alexx quick, we need Advil, some chocolate and a banana!!!"-Michael Newberry

"Shut up or I will rape your dog with a blowdryer"-Kali Uttley

"Oh...she has friends? Really?"-Rachel Schwarz

I hold it true, whate'er befall;I feel it, when I sorrow most;'Tis better to have loved and lostThan never to have loved at all.-Alfred Lord Tennyson

"You are not going to get hit by a car.""Adam. Every time you say that something won't happen to me, it does. So when I get hit by a semi tomorrow-""NO! Okay if I see a car coming at you I will jump in front of it and push you out of the way...which will probably result in ME getting hit by a car but at least I'll be right!"-Adam Green (We later detirmined that when this happened knowing our luck, I'd get hit by a semi after he pushed me out of the way of said car)

I was born with an enormous need for affection.And a terrible need to give it.-Audrey Hepburn.

Me: I get White Castles tonight!Katie: I heard those are good when you're drunk.Me: I don't see why.Daniel: I think it works kind of like beer goggles.Me: What are you talking about?Daniel:You know how if you drink enough ugly girls look cute? I think that works with White Castle but with taste.

Neighborhood kids just mowed my lawn and all I gave them was porn. LOL!! Just kidding! I *loaned* them the porn.-Sween

No, it's okay, we're gonna go hill hopping naked-Rachella Schwarz

Feminism is the radical notion that women are people

The problem with the rat race is even if you win, you're still a rat-Lilly Tomlin

"Well you smell like a cow""Well you smell like manure. Besides that's not cow that's the new flame broiled cologne from Burger King"-John Boyd

Jazmyn:Where does water come from?Me: Hydrogen and OxygenEmily: I was gonna say the groundDeidra:I was gonna say God.

"I'm said because the only other girl over there left me""Who was the other girl?""Daniel."-Ginger

(A friend of mine trying to motivate me through a scene) "NO! Okay, Alexx you're like a coke addict. Your like a crazy coke addict who has not had any cocaine in like seven days when you used to do it like EVERY day sometimes like four times a day!""You know, you should really stop smoking."-Mr. Newberry

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death-Auntie Mame

Oh my dear friend LADIES 'feel unwell'. Gentlemen vomit-Peter O'Toole

How much of human life is wasted waiting?-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"It's like Jimmy Feelin used to say. What are three words that always make you cringe.""What?""Saw Mill Accident"-Edward Alton Rouse

(After I just said I didn't know if I was worthy) Don't say that. Don't EVER say that-Katie's friend Rachel

(Daniel singing) "Why don't we do it in the rooooad.""Um...cuz it's cement. There are plenty of reasons not to do it in the road"-Sam Cowan

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

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